Yes it might be true… last night on her way home from work Katie stopped off at one of the local truck stops here in town for a carton of Marlboro’s as she drives by it everyday on her way to work. La...
The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. Coffee, n. Th...
I didn't write any of these but as Katie knows I could have so I thought you might enjoy.1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinit...
Yeah, Yeah I know you’re asking yourself how can this even be possible. Well let’s see for two days now I’ve been reading and hearing how some doctors and other social type people think that we should...
Yesterday I was reading how 182 Toyota dealers in the southern states, pulled all their advertising dollars from all southern ABC TV stations, because they didn't approve of the negative press that To...
out of 44 superbowls Peyton Manning is the only quarterback that did not shake hands after the game.That showed poor sportsmanship at its absolute worst,for the so-called MVP of the league makes it mu...
Well the Superbowl is over and it turned out just the way I wanted it to, Thanks Saints you were very classy indeed, you had me a little worried until the start of the second half,but after the onside...
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It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I kne...
These events are actual events from history.. They really happened! Do you remember? HERE'S THE TEST 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by: a.. Superman b. J...
LOS BANOS, Calif. -- One California hunting dog apparently takes the term a bit too literally.Authorities say a central California hunter was wounded when his own dog accidentally sent a bullet into h...
So what have we learned in 2,064 years ? "The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled,...
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to...
So we now have the terrible state of affairs that the earthquake has left behind in ....Haiti...., I think we all know from the pictures we’ve seen in the last week and a half all the death and destru...
About 15 months ago we voted for the next President of the ....United States.... at the time Katie and I were both somewhat dismayed about it. We foolishly earlier in the year had hoped we would be vo...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? A good friend will c...
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erec...
What ever you give a woman she’s going to multiply it If you give her sperm she’s going to give you a babyIf you give her a house she’s going to give you a homeIf you give her groceries she’s going to...
Let's talk about Facebook spying on you, when I joined a week or so ago, i thought it was very odd that as soon as I got too my home page there was an ad for The Big Lebowski Shirts for sale, and I th...
JOSE CUERVO CHRISTMAS COOKIES1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup or brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuerv...
Old Farmer's Advice: Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably f...
A man named Bob May, depressed and brokenhearted, stared out his drafty apartment window into the chilling December night. His 4-year-old daughter Barbara sat on his lap quietly sobbing. Bobs wife, Ev...
So you would think that by now I would have this “God” thing down to a fine art form, and allow myself time to dink around if I wanted too so a few centuries ago I came up with this novel idea that pe...
Part 2… It took me a little longer yesterday to get things done then I thought it would, but if I were a time traveling God I could have just snapped my fingers or twitched my nose or possibly just th...
Remember a few years back when 3rd Rock from the sun was on? They had a phrase for the big giant head or something to that effect, any way on Tuesday of this week Katie got to have lunch with the “Gia...
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I to...
I don’t know if this is true or not but this is what’s on my mind…. I know it’s been a long tough year for all of us even if we think we are only kidding ourselves into believing it’s been pretty goo...
The best way to stop using so much gasoline is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants! That would be 3 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home fr...
I will try a and tell you what it was like growing up with and old school father, I was the second oldest of 4 kids which to me meant that I had it a lot tougher then any of the rest of them, of cours...
I awoke yesterday morning at 4:24, if you know me that’s not all that unusual as I am a frequent early riser. I looked at the clock rolled over on my left side and thought “well I’ll just lay here for...
Oil has just gone over 75.00 barrel gold is at a record high of approx. 1079.00 an ounce and now I read that Wall Street is hoping for the dollar to collapse because of the way they buy and leverage C...
When I was reading on the internet that the 2010 model Cadillac CTS was being revamped, as I have since its inception thought that as smaller luxury cars go it was extremely cute. I knew that they wer...
Ok forget this crap lets say I’m Saudi Arabia and because the world floats on the American dollar, but the last few years I as a government or better yet the House of Saudi I have lost countless billi...
I just looked and at 7:30 this morning it was at 49,999, It may sound kind of funny but I remember when it hit 2,000 views for some reason I found it very odd indeed that anyone out there could or wou...
So a year ago the bottom had just fallen out of the market, AIG was fixed to crash and burn, and unless you missed it is still burning, Merrill Lynch was getting ready to file for Bankruptcy, unemploy...
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assis...
after the opening bell!!! This is Let’s go ape s**t and have the stock market go up 125 points in under an hour and a half one of the apparent problems going on in the financial world at the moment, i...
The Stock market keeps going up for no apparent reason, people start to want to believe that things economy wise are getting better, anymore all I see is us once again being lied too! Unemployment num...
AAH they say this is some of the bizarre Craigslist Below we present a selection of some of the most bizarre adverts, requests and personals listed on the site - from the elder...
Katie and I went and saw, or better yet listened to the Alan Parsons Project last night at the Nugget Casino in ....Sparks.., ..NV..... They’re Celebrity showroom holds 700 people in a very intimate a...
That the economy is officially recovering, that lots of Wall Street gurus have now said that the economy is now recovering. So I thought wait aren’t theses the same assholes that helped contribute to ...
Now I am all for Katie having a girls night out, first off because she hardly ever does it and secondly because she loves to dance. She tells me all the time that she’s not overly fond of dancing with...
This weekend Katie once again asked me if the country appeared to be getting more “Stupid people in it? I started laughing and said no dear, it’s not you’re imagination indeed the world in general and...
What is Love? Love is not what you think it is. That's why so many marriages end in divorce. People get a hormonal rush when they're around a person and think they're in love, and believe that person ...
Yesterday’s untimely death of Michael Jackson started me thinking of some of the fun and unique things that took place in my life because of him. In the early 80’s I was doing engineering for a compa...
What I have always admired about Katie is that no matter the circumstances she is always every bit the Lady. In public and most of the time in bed, don’t get me wrong when she wants t act a little tra...
What I have always admired about Katie is that no matter the circumstances she is always every bit the Lady. In public and most of the time in bed, don’t get me wrong when she wants t act a little tra...
The funny thing is that Katie is as sexy as a woman can be, in every sense of the word, the only person I’ve ever met that is as sexy walking towards me as she is walking away.Sometimes when we’re out...
The funny thing is that Katie is as sexy as a woman can be, in every sense of the word, the only person I’ve ever met that is as sexy walking towards me as she is walking away.Sometimes when we’re out...
It’s funny when I first met her I thought damn she’s hott!!! Of course I didn’t tell her that right off. I kept it to myself you know for a rainy day kind of thing, ok maybe a rainy night kind of thin...
It’s funny when I first met her I thought damn she’s hott!!! Of course I didn’t tell her that right off. I kept it to myself you know for a rainy day kind of thing, ok maybe a rainy night kind of thin...
Lately who the hell actually cares whether Brad Pitt was having an affair with Angelina Jolie while he was still married to Jennifer Aniston or not. I know that I for one don’t give a flying f**k in a...
Lately who the hell actually cares whether Brad Pitt was having an affair with Angelina Jolie while he was still married to Jennifer Aniston or not. I know that I for one don’t give a flying f**k in a...
As usual I was awake early, grab my laptop bag and set it up on the table in the room, I couldn’t find the wireless signal from our hotel and then proceeded to steal a signal from someone’s home, it w...
As usual I was awake early, grab my laptop bag and set it up on the table in the room, I couldn’t find the wireless signal from our hotel and then proceeded to steal a signal from someone’s home, it w...
We left Friday night after she got off work with no particular destination in mind, we took the land rover as you never know when you might need 4 wheel drive. We headed east out of town on I-80, one ...
We left Friday night after she got off work with no particular destination in mind, we took the land rover as you never know when you might need 4 wheel drive. We headed east out of town on I-80, one ...
Funny, I remember being a young man and of course we had no cell phones no texting, now I hear that as a society our morals are going down the s**tter as teens are “SEXTING” each other! How shocking a...
Funny, I remember being a young man and of course we had no cell phones no texting, now I hear that as a society our morals are going down the s**tter as teens are “SEXTING” each other! How shocking a...
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the ...
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the ...
He often gazed at her fantastic ass, telling her it must be some kind of government test. A test just to see how much of his will that he could possibly have left after watching it wriggle out of her ...
He often gazed at her fantastic ass, telling her it must be some kind of government test. A test just to see how much of his will that he could possibly have left after watching it wriggle out of her ...
Declines by 6.1% for the 1st quarter of the year the single largest decline since 1975 and of as a few moments ago the stock market is up 160 points. This is why I have been saying stay the Hell out o...
Declines by 6.1% for the 1st quarter of the year the single largest decline since 1975 and of as a few moments ago the stock market is up 160 points. This is why I have been saying stay the Hell out o...
So this morning the price of oil dropped about a dollar and a half based on the effect of what the “Swine Flu” may have on the global economy! The thing about it is that it’s just another version of t...
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." If y...
Common Sense Has DiedTo Whom It May Concern,Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense.Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since...
No I don’t mean being smoking Hot! She’s still that. I mean she is trying to quit smoking and so far doing a pretty good job of it, it has everything to do with the governments single largest tax hike...
Early this morning the price per barrel is down 2.29 per barrel as there was an early morning sell off by traders taking their profits gain last week. Funny but somewhat sad how they can manipulate th...
I remember getting my first bicycle for Christmas when I was in the 1st grade, and of course my older brother and I both wanted cowboy outfits. So there I was at about noon on Christmas outside with m...
My blog read count went over 44,000; I still wonder who reads them and often the whys of who would read them. So that some people know I much prefer writing funny things versus serious content. The re...
That most of the AIG executives here in America will return their bonuses, isn’t that nice? What they at that time failed to mention, was that most of the bonus money went over seas, yeah that’s right...
OH my where do we even start with this “The American International Group” First it’s not that large of a company, did you know that it only has approximately 418 employees. That means that one out of ...
I think right about now I would be building more oil refineries, in the US and somewhere closer to China So when the price of oil continued to go down our own refineries slowed their production output...
So if you all remember back around the middle of last summer we were all being gang raped by the astronomical prices for both gas and diesel. Then while Katie and I were on vacation we paid the most f...
We all know how literally impossible it is to not offend SOMEONE these days, everyone is just SO F**KING TOUCHY... So this guide will help you on how to speak about the opposite sex in a POLITICALLY C...
1.- In recognition of the single mother of the octuplets and her six previous babies, all by "in vitro fertilization", Denny's Restaurant has introduced the "Grand Scam"......... You get 14 eggs, but ...
TOP MORONS OF 2008 1... WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package.....
God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and you lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years...
After work, my girlfriendKatie often insist's that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I find shopping boring and prefer to get in and get out. Equally, unfortunate...
After work, my girlfriendKatie often insist's that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I find shopping boring and prefer to get in and get out. Equally, unfortunate...
4 months “Sarah I am a loud mouth obnoxious bitch Palin” is setting herself up to make a run for President in 2012.What made me think a little more about this was a couple of days ago I was standing o...
4 months “Sarah I am a loud mouth obnoxious bitch Palin” is setting herself up to make a run for President in 2012.What made me think a little more about this was a couple of days ago I was standing o...
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I had amnesia once -- or twice. I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart. Now what? All I ask is a chance to prove ...
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I had amnesia once -- or twice. I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart. Now what? All I ask is a chance to prove ...
Evidently over night I changed into Ben Richards… you know from the Fantastic 4, so today I feel invigorated I feel like my strength may only be overwhelmed by my beauty!
Why just 20 minutes or so ago...
Evidently over night I changed into Ben Richards… you know from the Fantastic 4, so today I feel invigorated I feel like my strength may only be overwhelmed by my beauty!
Why just 20 minutes or so ago...
Evidently over night I changed into Ben Richards… you know from the Fantastic 4, so today I feel invigorated I feel like my strength may only be overwhelmed by my beauty!
Why just 20 minutes or so ago...
I don't think I could take another week of all the damned political ads!!! I guess almost 2 years of the negative ad campaigning has probably killed off a number of my brain cells! Ok I kill off milli...
I don't think I could take another week of all the damned political ads!!! I guess almost 2 years of the negative ad campaigning has probably killed off a number of my brain cells! Ok I kill off milli...
I don't think I could take another week of all the damned political ads!!! I guess almost 2 years of the negative ad campaigning has probably killed off a number of my brain cells! Ok I kill off milli...
8 Years ago we weren't involved in any wars anywhere in the world, what has this gotten for us? Well as of October 29th 2008 we have lost 4189 service people killed in Iraq…
626 American soldiers have...
8 Years ago we weren't involved in any wars anywhere in the world, what has this gotten for us? Well as of October 29th 2008 we have lost 4189 service people killed in Iraq…
626 American soldiers have...
8 Years ago we weren't involved in any wars anywhere in the world, what has this gotten for us? Well as of October 29th 2008 we have lost 4189 service people killed in Iraq…
626 American soldiers have...
Back in 1979 the CEO of Chrysler went to congress and asked for a government bailout Loan as I recall the loan requested was for about 2 billion dollars. Small potatoes compared to what is being reque...
Back in 1979 the CEO of Chrysler went to congress and asked for a government bailout Loan as I recall the loan requested was for about 2 billion dollars. Small potatoes compared to what is being reque...
Back in 1979 the CEO of Chrysler went to congress and asked for a government bailout Loan as I recall the loan requested was for about 2 billion dollars. Small potatoes compared to what is being reque...
So at my office on today's calendar it has been posted for weeks to dress up! Of course most of these people have no idea just how f--ked up of a sense of humor that I have, so as Katie can attest to ...
So at my office on today's calendar it has been posted for weeks to dress up! Of course most of these people have no idea just how f--ked up of a sense of humor that I have, so as Katie can attest to ...
So at my office on today's calendar it has been posted for weeks to dress up! Of course most of these people have no idea just how f**ked up of a sense of humor that I have, so as Katie can attest to ...
That the distance between Reno, Nevada and Bend, Oregon was as far as travelling to the moon! Better yet the huge 325 miles between them is so astronomical that no one in their right mind would ever a...
That the distance between Reno, Nevada and Bend, Oregon was as far as travelling to the moon! Better yet the huge 325 miles between them is so astronomical that no one in their right mind would ever a...
That the distance between Reno, Nevada and Bend, Oregon was as far as travelling to the moon! Better yet the huge 325 miles between them is so astronomical that no one in their right mind would ever a...
The Government set up a 7,500.00 dollar tax program to help 1st time home buyers acquire a down payment the plan lets a couple not pay taxes at work on their payroll checks to help them come up with t...
The Government set up a 7,500.00 dollar tax program to help 1st time home buyers acquire a down payment the plan lets a couple not pay taxes at work on their payroll checks to help them come up with t...
Were sitting outside of my office, the heater in the car is on low my heater on the other hand was turned on too high!! Then I started describing what I wanted to do to her if she could sneak me into ...
Were sitting outside of my office, the heater in the car is on low my heater on the other hand was turned on too high!! Then I started describing what I wanted to do to her if she could sneak me into ...
Were sitting outside of my office, the heater in the car is on low my heater on the other hand was turned on too high!! Then I started describing what I wanted to do to her if she could sneak me into ...
Part-5 the housing crisis continued
I have left most of the details of the how's and the why's of the fall of both our housing crisis and our current financial crisis out of the story because we wi...
Part-5 the housing crisis continued
I have left most of the details of the how's and the why's of the fall of both our housing crisis and our current financial crisis out of the story because we wi...
So with all the foreclosures we now have going on around the country and with all these lenders finding themselves for the most part screwed as they now find that they were loaning money on homes that...
So with all the foreclosures we now have going on around the country and with all these lenders finding themselves for the most part screwed as they now find that they were loaning money on homes that...
Part3 the housing crisis continued
Evidently what most builders seem to have forgotten was that they were actually building these homes for you. The single largest purchase of your life and to try an...
Part2…
The city had started making the builders pay for the massive expansion that was going on around our area by changing the amount of fees that you had to pay for your building permits. These wen...
So I really do hate talking about Politics, let's talk about the housing crisis ...
So we now have all theses foreclosed homes on the market, that at the same time are killing the price of other hom...
"Isn't it interesting how this whole financial crisis started??? Isn't it interesting how during the Clinton administration, Clinton insisted that Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac relax their lending require...
For years I have gone to work and spent a large portion of my day's online reading about everything that is in the news, my very good friend Kenny and myself started talking approx. 3 to 31/2 years ag...
She's had to lie on numerous occasions to make her "resume" seem more compelling. i.e. troopergate(being investigated for abuse of power), bridge to nowhere, earmarks(that she says she never has taken...
I don't believe in global warming, I don't believe in global warming, now let me click the heels of my red shoes together and this problem will go away….
With the Soviets trying to create problems in ...
The reasons for this seem to vary almost as much as what I choose too write about, if as an example I write a almost porn story well then it may get 500 views in about 3 hours, of course there was a t...
The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix.
He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full
Of pigeon s--t , the people of Phoenix ...
This was sent to my e-mail by a friend that read the previos blog and thought I should know what could happen if I continued my farty ways!!!
Don't Fart In Bed This is a story ab...
Vacation- Part 4
The following morning we were too meet Archie, Katie's dad at his morning coffee hang out at 6:00 of course he called because Katie was still asleep, gee there's something new and no...
WE left the reunion at about 8:30-9:00 and of course went back to our suite at the Ramada inn, After our long drive the day before and other things both Katie and I were burned out beyond belief, got...
Vacation- Part 2
The last time I had the pleasure of being in Pocatello was in the summer of 1972, back then as I recall it was a nice clean small town of about 16 thousand or so but a very nice smal...
What happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence?
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Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died. ....
Twelve had their homes ra...
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean that one enjoys it? If people from ..Poland.. are called Poles, then why aren't people from ....Holland.... called Holes?
If a pig...
For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity... or better yet things George Carlin might have asked. 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One t...
It has taken me a full 24 hours to digest this fact and even attempt to deal with it.
We never actually sat down and shared a cup of coffee together or a beer or even a bowl, but I certainly can't te...
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advan...
Drinking with a Redneck Girl A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass ...
The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purc...
So Maybe you should read what Obama has said before you make up you're mind ?
What did Obama say!!!50 Lies and Counting: Posted on Political forum.com and many verified with truthorfiction.com...
SOME MORE OF THOSE THINGS I OFTEN LOVE TOO PONDER!!!
Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest poss...
. A woman who says she lost more $1 million gambling in .Atlantic City sues some casinos for $20 million, claiming they should’ve stopped her compulsive gambling. ..:
· People who bo...
The night was extremely calm, he liked the sounds of nothing, nothing at all… it allowed his mind to wander, ok wait it wandered all the time he thought with a sly smile spreading across ...
Just what the hell is a Saluki? This of course in response to a local sportscaster stating that the Nevada Wolf Pack would later this week, be playing the Southern Illinois Saluki's.
So of course wit...
For many years I have listened to the babblings of politicians, most of the time the only thing your really sure of is the fact that their mouths work, but your also fairly certain it's the only thing...
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The ..US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & pr...
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The $2 Bill. Everyone should start carrying them! I am STILL laughing!! I think we need to quit saving our $2 bills and bring them out in public. The younger generation doesn't kn...
As Super Tuesday has rolled around I am still feeling a little uneasy with our choices…. The Republicans have drummed up another old has been, who to me is very reminiscence of Bob Dole, you know old ...
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Max, my 145 lb. German Sheppard, at the Wal-Mart Super Store in Reno and was standing in line about to check out.
A woman behind me ...
So first off let me say thanks to all my readers, I just looked today and I am almost at 28,000 views of my blogs. All I can say is WOW!!! Who'd of thunk it? People must be considerably more bored the...
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The strange tale of the Canadian Inuit and his Mastodon Tusk
One day there was a young Inuit boy by the name of Dweezil who proudly walked around showing off his mastodon tusk, h...
One day there was a young Inuit boy by the name of Dweezil who proudly walked around showing off his mastodon tusk, he you see was very proud of the size of it, and the curved shape. He r...
So it came as no surprise when I read that a few weeks ago, the Israelis flew a night time bombing mission into Syria and bombed what is believed to have been the makings of a Nuclear Reactor, y...
It's been awhile since I felt like writing anything political at all and with all the s--t going on around us in the world I still don't really feel like writing about it, but almost feel as if I have...
Staring off into the great wide open his thoughts meandering to this and that nothing seemed overly consequential but that wasn't anything new he supposed. Here he was legs dangling over the great aby...
Once in a land far, far away there was a man called the "Clock Maker" He had it would seem a very important job. That was making the clocks in his world, work…. For you see it was the windings of the ...
Yes come here you bastard and let me poke you in the eye with a sharp stick! Growing up I'm sure we all heard that saying. Well ok maybe without the bastard part thrown in for good measure, but we all...
Sometimes people do look better for no particular reason, I haven't figured out why though. This morning Empress Katie was looking like I should just take her right then and there. I wanted to mind yo...
In the land of sugarplum fairies where the hillsides are made of mounds of Swiss chocolate and the snowcaps are just flowing marshmallow crème, the rivers are streaming strawberry and caramel with ice...
Blue skies calling and red haired bitches threatening me with bodily harm, who are they anyway? Damn I should know that face but from what I hear they only cum out at night!!! Tall slender legs and sh...
They decide they are going to do something and then they become bumbling, mumbling, grumbling idiots! Oh yeah we all know someone that fits the bill, we could call it one track minds, but one has to ...
Dear Dr. Laura
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law.I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that Knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone ...
Its kind of funny the time's we live in anymore, I have been looking at paintings lately from many various so called artists and have to say I have found little that thrills me. At first I thought wel...
He sits at his computer wearily staring at the screen, dirty fat cigar hanging out of his mouth. At first glance he almost looks stoned but that's not the truth, semi- red eyes seemed to peer into the...
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a...
I tried taking my girlfriend and my son to Madras yesterday to go bowling, something I hadn't done in years and yesterday Katie said it might be fun so I said lets go to Madras. We I said know the peo...
Last year I joined my space and a little while later started writing a few blogs, as I recall it started out somewhat slowly and then continued to pick up the pace. Well sometime either t...
Last night I met a red haired lady in white there was something stunning about the way she looked. At the time I couldn't quite put my finger on it but...
So today and tomorrow mark the last days of school for another year, as always the kids are all looking forward to it and of course the parents are not. At least this week so far has been all nice mid...
Wouldn't it be nice to have a crystal ball that actually worked every time you needed one? Yes of course it would, ok if I'm wishing maybe I'd like two, one that I could loan out every now and again. ...
I have on one hand been waiting for this for the past almost 18 years on the other hand, I have been dreading it also. I know it means he will be moving on with his life soon, and I have all these gre...
Lying awake last night and looking across the bed I realized again just how truly beautiful and stunning she looked. Shallow breathing coming from those delectable lips and softness to her face. Well ...
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!I thin...
So here's where we stand. We're immersed in a bloody war with no plan for winning and no plan for leaving. We're running the biggest deficit in the history of the country. We're losing the manufacturi...
Leaders are made, not born. Leadership is forged in times of crisis. It's easy to sit there with your feet up on the desk and talk theory. Or send someone else's kids off to war when you've never seen...
A leader has to be a person of CHARACTER. That means knowing the difference between right and wrong and having the guts to do the right thing. Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you want to test a m...
A leader has to be a person of CHARACTER. That means knowing the difference between right and wrong and having the guts to do the right thing. Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you want to test a m...
I've never been Commander in Chief, but I've been a CEO. I understand a few things about leadership at the top. I've figured out nine points -- not ten (I don't want people accusing me of thinki...
Why are we in this mess? How did we end up with this crowd in Washington? Well, we voted for them -- or at least some of us did. But I'll tell you what we didn't do. We didn't agree to suspend t...
Am I the only guy in this country who's fed up with what's happening?Where the hell is our outrage? We should be screaming bloody murder. We've got a gang of clueless bozos steering our ship of ...
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bi...
Become so uninterested in our own country, that it seems most of us don't care anymore? Is it because we have become so cynical towards today's politicians? Has the nightly news and the newspapers giv...
So it's almost with great deliberation that I write and tell you of a story I came up with this morning. I decided to call it Fuzzy Canadian Moons, I can't really tell you why except we were debating ...
I can't say for sure but at the rate we are going it won't or can't possibly be good? Can it? Well I at least doubt it, the reasons are varied and many. We have all become so wrapped up in our own lit...
So when I was in school not all that long ago, or so it seems to me anyway, we never had such things as schools lock downs, there wasn't a need. Now if someone reports a bomb scare everyone is marched...
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